What is this?
This. What the hell is this?
It was on an elastic cord sewn into the pocket of Dawood's new board shorts. He showed it to me after our day at the waterpark after finding it in there, of course I promptly removed it, it's quite sharp! What is it? It's been driving me crazy so I thought I'd put it out to the internet.
Is it an emergency shark attack defense weapon? A bottle opener? I tried Google, thinking I'd see it as some kind of weird surf short feature, but the company's website is in a foreign language and doesn't have anything about this thing.
What do you think it is?